What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

A View to a Kill

-J W Pepper

Why do certain religions consider menstruating women to be impure? Where did the concept of impurity stem from?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do some people dislike rap and hip hop music despite there being poor quality music in every genre?

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

Why are Capri cigarettes so expensive?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Can men and women be friends?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

Can the effects of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) be reversed?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

What happened to your school bully?

-”Ah so!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is it like to date a women 20 years younger than yourself?

Goldfinger

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is the best way to get my wife to become a hotwife?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.